What is Kim? Kim is a President. The argument is clear. Sure Kim plays tennis, but doesn't every President. Sure Kim enjoys Halsey music, but doesn't every President? See below for a visual of Kim. Actually on second thought, I think that's pretty inaccurate. Ok Much Better. See below for disclaimer: York BBYO is not a political organization and does not take a political stance on any issues. We accept all political beliefs and do not discriminate based on political beliefs. Why Now?A Poem By Josh Walter
Why did you take it? Why do you wish me sadness? Why now, why this, why? Critical Analysis by Poetic Expert, Lick Greenstein That sucks. On Periodt End of the Year Event on Saturday/Sunday Explanation by Ben Walter, Commentary by Josh Walter (in Bold) 6pm Saturday Start State of the Chapter - Kim will be talking about this year as a chapter while people close to her talk about her as a leader. This is where the President brags about how good they are as a leader. Program TBD Program TBD? What does this mean? Chapter Lives - The Seniors will be giving their life, their legacy speech, to the younger members. See Lifetime membership on BBYO.org This is kinda dumb no cap. I mean, I am the most dedicated member we have. No one else is on Regional Board. Sunday 12 pm - Elections start Election of the Chapter Board Commentary for the Commentary by Lick Greenstein: Josh, no one asked. Closing Remarks by Josh Walter No pressing questions this issue. It has been an honor serving as your 19th Chapter Sopher and I cannot wait to see where my successor takes it.
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LiHow do I start the first ever edition of the Jew York Times out. With a Story. Once upon a time, there was a quarantine. The quarantine was a sad and lonely person. So he made everyone else lonely. The only person who could stop him was Josh Walter. Josh single-handedly ended the quarantine and saved the world. *Josh Walter has not ended the quarantine, that can only be done by social distancing this is your friendly reminder to maintain social distancing policies.* Our second story is by Josh Walter: So all of you know Ben Walter. Ben Walter, was a boy, who became a man, but then shaved so became a boy again. Ben is a man again, and Ben loves BBYO probably more than any other irrelevant person on this planet. Ben loves it so much, and during this quarantine, has done nothing but BBYO, that this is a current picture of Ben at the moment. A Quick Thank You: This month's quick Thank You goes out to our advisor Adriel. Adriel has battled a pandemic and Governor Wolf's restrictions on travel to deliver us our Rutter's Swag Packs, our sweatshirts, and our new members' membership manuals. Everyone give a nice big thank you to Adriel in the comments below. Another Story: Quarantine Blues by Sam Walter It all happened so fast, the one day I was going to school everyday and next thing you know I am waking up at noon and going to bed at 2 o’clock in the morning every day. When it’s good weather I am outside all day, and when it’s an ugly I am lazy and just watch movies and play video games. My hands are super dry because I sanitize and wash my hands everytime I touch something (better safe than sorry). Social distancing is a little hard for me because you know how I am; I love to hang out with friends. I like to watch our president embarrass himself on tv. I miss BBYO and I want to go to tournies. I miss my sports on tv. I want to see the sixers win the NBA championship and I want to watch the flyers win the Stanley cup. Lets just hope that the warm weather comes soon. *Note: if you want to include a story in the chapter newspaper, reach out to me @jewishbal2 on instagram, or email me [email protected], or if you're that lazy, reach out to Ben Walter.* *Additional Note: I already showed a live picture of Ben. Let's take a live look at Sam* Calendar for the Upcoming Month:
May 1 - Friday Night Services May 2 - Saturday Morning Services May 2 - Havdalah May 4 - Program May 7 - Chofesh May 8 - Friday Night Services May 9 - Saturday Morning Services May 9 - Havdalah May 11 - Program TBD May 14 - Chofesh May 15-17 - Spring (More information to come about that) May 19 - Chofesh May 20 - Program TBD May 21 - Program TBD May 22 - Friday Night Services May 23 - Saturday Morning Services May 23 - Havdalah May 24 - Chapter Meeting (Importante) May 27 - Chofesh May 29 - Friday Night Services May 30 - Saturday Morning Services May 30-31 - End of The Year Event (Importante) See the spots where it says Program TBD. That means that we want you to plan something (if you want). Please Reach out to Sam if you want to plan a program. If you want to plan a Friday Night or Saturday Morning Service, please reach out to Ben Walter. (Check Contact Page for their contact info). Final Story: If Schwack is a Mouse If Sam is a basketball hoop If Ben Walter is the BBYO Logo If Leon is a Jellybean If Rachel, Maya, and Emma are fish, If Ben Usow is a wrestler, If Amelia is a wizard, If Lick Greenstein is a very bad mini golfer, If Josh is a ball, What is Kim? Tune in next week to find out. |
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